Typical Wednesday

I had to return a box of cat litter crystals today, which I didn’t need anymore after dumping my cat. (Different story) Anyway I walked all the way to the UPS store which is close to about a mile in distance. My back was dripping sweat and the box was quickly becoming a heavy ass weight I didn’t want on my back. I finally made it to the store but was quickly sent away and informed I must bring it to a “real” UPS store. So now I’m carrying this damn box with me on the NYC subway during morning rush hour. As I lugged around the box onto the train I decided I wouldn’t let this pain in the ass ruin my day. I slammed it down on the subway floor and I sat on the box and used it as a seat. Luckily my fat ass didn’t break the box and I’m getting back $18.45.